You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
Not what I would call 'right on the money', but not too far off either. I have a fondness for pork rinds and probably have my "isms". Besides, who doesn't like Homer?